Friday, October 29, 2010

Free Time

Free Time: in stereophonic sound and 3D!

Free Time is an aspect of life that most people enjoy: and so do Van Credenza!

Here is our latest offering, which utilises a new instrument invented by us in our free time, the guitar saxophone. This pioneering number, in stereophonic sound, also offers a fantastic 3D experience to the viewer: simply place your favoured hand upright on the edge of your nose, and allow each eye to focus on one half of the screen.

Give it time: the 3D effect requires the brain to realise what the eyes are familiarising themselves to.

How are you spending your Free Time?


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Monday, October 18, 2010

Time Machine


This happened 115 years ago.
After a Time Traveller escaped from the Morlocks, he finds himself in the distant future of an unrecognisable Earth, populated with furry, hopping herbivores. He stuns or kills one with a rock, and upon closer examination realises they are probably the descendants of cross breed humans/Eloi/Morlocks. The Morlocks originally fed on the Eloi, but also mated with them, as did, latterly, the humans. A gigantic, centipede-like arthropod approaches and the Traveller flees into the next day, finding that the creature has apparently eaten the tiny humanoid.
And this happened 115 years ago.........................................

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Friday, October 01, 2010

Bacterial Circuit Machine

Can a microbe be coaxed to communicate? Interfacing one with a silicon chip may just achieve this breakthrough! Chips could be developed to collect signals from specially altered bacteria. The concept may be surprisingly rugged. Microbes thrive in a wide range of environments, so it's possible that this idea may have vast applications in space, and implications for time travelling.

Scientists working for NASA claim to have the ability to teleport into parallel but dissimilar life forms, which they claim is the key to travelling through time.

See this married couple, yet one appears to be a lion!